The official countdown until the effort to speed up the Earth begins. Please join us in making this effort a success.
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Friday, May 18, 2012
Time Is Running Out
We're almost out of time. Check to counter below to see how many days before the end of the world...
The official countdown until the effort to speed up the Earth begins. Please join us in making this effort a success.
Countdown provided by OnlineClock.net.
The official countdown until the effort to speed up the Earth begins. Please join us in making this effort a success.
Countdown provided by OnlineClock.net.
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Sunday, March 25, 2012
7 Billion And Counting
The counter below shows the predicted population of the Earth ten years into the future and as some of you already understand, the Earth isn't big enough to support that many people.
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Thankfully, we know how to solve the problem. By speeding up the Earth's rotation we can speed up time and by speeding up time there will be less time for people to make babies.
Join us on Friday, June 1st, 2012 for International Speed Up The Earth Day, become a member of the Speed Up The Earth Foundation and help us to save the Earth before we the Earth gets smaller and we run out of space suits.
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Thankfully, we know how to solve the problem. By speeding up the Earth's rotation we can speed up time and by speeding up time there will be less time for people to make babies.
Join us on Friday, June 1st, 2012 for International Speed Up The Earth Day, become a member of the Speed Up The Earth Foundation and help us to save the Earth before we the Earth gets smaller and we run out of space suits.
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Space Suits For Sale
Look, we know most people don't or won't get it. But for the few of you who actually understand that when International Speed Up The Earth Day doesn't reach the critical mass necessary to prevent the stopping of the Earth's rotation that we and everything on Earth will then float off into Space we have decided to make a limited number of space suits available to the highest bidders.
Stay tuned for auction details. And will someone please help me get this helmet off so I can sip my coffee?
Stay tuned for auction details. And will someone please help me get this helmet off so I can sip my coffee?
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Bad News Travels Fast, We Have To Travel Faster!
The cost of gasoline is going up. But wait, it gets worse!
Because of the lack of snow fall this year, California is facing a water shortage of colossal proportions!
If you live in any city in the USA your water bill is set to triple.
Speaking of snow, Senator Snowe refuses to refuses to run.
The cost of food is going up and there's not enough cows!
People with hard to pronounce names are getting screwed.
Don Antonio Pizza gets mixed reviews and has lousy service.
There's even bad news in Capetown.
Enough already, this madness has got to stop and you can help to stop it by joining Speed Up The Earth and participating in International Speed Up The Earth Day
Or, you can just live with all the bad news for that much longer.
Because of the lack of snow fall this year, California is facing a water shortage of colossal proportions!
If you live in any city in the USA your water bill is set to triple.
Speaking of snow, Senator Snowe refuses to refuses to run.
The cost of food is going up and there's not enough cows!
People with hard to pronounce names are getting screwed.
Don Antonio Pizza gets mixed reviews and has lousy service.
There's even bad news in Capetown.
Enough already, this madness has got to stop and you can help to stop it by joining Speed Up The Earth and participating in International Speed Up The Earth Day
Or, you can just live with all the bad news for that much longer.
Monday, February 27, 2012
Who Cares About The Trees?
Well, actually, The Speed Up The Earth Foundation cares about trees, wildlife, clean water, clean air and all that grfeen stuff but if people don't start joining us and turning out for International Speed Up The Earth Day, the clock will run out and all those trees, animals, water, air and everything else will drift off into outer space. And there's not enough space suits to go around.
No, you can't share my space suit. If I'm going to be drifting through the Universe in a space suit filled with pee it's going to be my pee and my pee alone.
Your conservation efforts and donations to all those Earth based non-profits will all be null and void when the Earth stops spinning. Are you beginning to understand the gravity of the situation? Or in this instance, the lack thereof?
So please join us and participate in International Speed Up The Earth Day before the clock stops ticking!
No, you can't share my space suit. If I'm going to be drifting through the Universe in a space suit filled with pee it's going to be my pee and my pee alone.
Your conservation efforts and donations to all those Earth based non-profits will all be null and void when the Earth stops spinning. Are you beginning to understand the gravity of the situation? Or in this instance, the lack thereof?
So please join us and participate in International Speed Up The Earth Day before the clock stops ticking!
Saturday, February 25, 2012
What Is This Old World Coming To?
Windmills slowing the Earth's rotation! Ocean currents destabilizing the Earth! Scientists can't guarantee the Earth will keep spinning! What is this poor old world coming to?
We have to do something before the the clock stops ticking. And with only 96 days to go we'd better do something quick!
Please join the Speed Up The Earth Foundation and do your part to save the planet on International Speed Up The Earth Day or be prepared to drift off into outer space
We have to do something before the the clock stops ticking. And with only 96 days to go we'd better do something quick!
Please join the Speed Up The Earth Foundation and do your part to save the planet on International Speed Up The Earth Day or be prepared to drift off into outer space
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